Sunday, March 22, 2009

anything but that...

so...if and when I ever get a boyfriend...and if and when he ever decides to give me something for Valentines day...I just pray it won't be this.


I mean, honestly, how romantic is that? the fax machine is like, from a previous century. I don't even think I'd know one if I saw it. yeah. point made. moving on...

10 comments:

Chill said...

Hahahahaha!!! Love it...

Joanna said...

if and when you get a boyfriend... aren't you a little young to be thinking about that? (JK!) and, is this just a subtle hint to all the guys you know? (i love you!!! you're so funny) and, I sort of have little weird things like that about me too… and for the record, if “he” purposes in public… he’d better be an amazing guy, or the answer is no!

Jenn said...

lol! you're funny rach!

Dave said...

Ooh! A TIP. Nice, thanks Rach. We need all the help we can get. :D

Julie Barnett said...

I agree rach, Fax me just does not cut it :)

Unknown said...

Looking for a boyfriend are we?
Just kidding... I love you <3


Haha Rach you made my night! This post is positively amazing! I absolutely concur about the fax thing.. I mean seriously guys, seriously? :D

The Ordinary said...

oh HO. lol Jk. funny post Rach.

ashley said...

"dream on"

that one just makes me laugh. i would totally whip that out and be like, "yah, right. dream on."

or how 'bout : "I kissed dating goodbye"

hahaaaaaha. :D

Sarah Bearah said...

umm... all i have to say is what century was that candy made? I mean peeps have a shelf life of 10 years... sooo?

and joanna, i am sooo with you on the "in public" thing...

one more thought... a very single/desperate person must have thought that "fax me" was romantic. i mean really? fax me? how impersonal is that?... yeah. that's lame...

Dave said...

I mean... people fax papers and stuff for business. What are you going to say, "Hey, fax me... a marriage contract.... after filling out your side.... and then I'll fill in the other bit." Smooth bud, smooth bud. Way to go about it.